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Funny Bumper-stickers

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously; No […]

Silly facts

How can you live without knowing these things? Some may not be true but at least they sound funny.  The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is […]

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a […]